If you’ve read some of my previous posts you’d have noticed that my dear, sweet boyfriend likes to profess his love for me in strange ways. First twisted, now I’m just the bane of his existence. No sorry, wait – I was just informed that I have always been the bane of his existence (thanks for reading over my shoulder, dear). This is becoming a little like “Things My Girlfriend and I Have Argued About” only I am (I think) less dangerous and I have the right of reply. What MrIT says is true but as often occurs, there is more to the story (where more story can equal less blame).
I think I will be forever reminded of how I killed the Skyline, the only car that can bend space and time. I also think it takes a special talent to crash a reasonably loud, fast car at an intersection where there are already several police officers and a couple of tow trucks (no, I wasn’t planning ahead). The rest of the stuff? I was just there when it happened. I like how *I* killed the tyre on the M4 – yet he failed to mention what happened to the other 3 tyres? Oh, what’s that, they all busted one by one over the space of a month because they were poxy? Oh, wait, there were 3 different drivers? Nice.
The CD stuck in my car stereo? Nothing to do with it being (another) known fault with my car, nor a magnet for other people who want to just hurt something (I’ve found a new streak of red paint on my wheel arch this week).
Ah, then there’s my glorious bookshelves. There’s also a glaring error – dear, those shelves will not contain every book I own, I just leave spaces on the shelves so you don’t ask questions. Mwah hah hah, there are still more books. As for owning 3 copies of the same book? It’s Persuasion by Jane Austen – an old hardcover, a movie tie-in and a standard classic paperback. I’m not really seeing the problem. And what’s this “enough”? There will never be enough!
Edit: I just noticed MrIT edited his post. I said it would be cooler, from a design point of view if the display said “1337″, thinking that he might pull out his mad Photoshop skillz and modify the photo. Not make things explode.