So my dear boyfriend thinks I’m twisted, bless him. I think I should have a chance to explain my actions, even despite the possibility that it might make matters worse. Something not mentioned in his description of event was how I hid the camera and the lens behind books on the bookshelf. I felt justified in doing that, making him go into foreign territory for reward. I also felt justified in pretending that I only bought the camera, no lens. Why? Because that is something that I thought he would think I would do. The quivering bottom lip look of little boy who got the most budget Christmas present ever suggests I was pretty much on track.
I think this is the time where I should point out that my dear, sweet, loving boyfriend often (not always!) assumes that when something doesn’t work, I have done something retarded and broken it. The response to something such as “Dear… the lights in the kitchen aren’t working” is “What did you do!?!”. Noooo, it would not be the fact that the bulbs, or the transformers are busted, but obviously that I have DONE something, lol. Ditto getting my car key stuck in the ignition. It is not because sticky ignition barrels are a known fault with Holden Astra’s, rather that I DID something stupid, because it is something that I would do. Pardon me for expressing a little glee when I had power…
(P.S. I love you dear)
January 6th, 2009 - 12:11 pm
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