One of the advantages of having power over your own blog is that you can do a bit of snooping and see where visitors come from and how they got there.
I recognise a few regulars *waves* who have come from the various forums that I frequent and other real life friends as well. I don’t have a lot of traffic but the Google searches that get people here are, well, interesting.
Of course, by discussing them here I’m probably only going to make things worse for myself but oh well.
I suppose that anyone looking for “puppies kittens dogs cats and mans penis” is going to be sorely disappointed. Probably also not going to be that taken with the veterinary anatomy textbooks available through Google Books either (which completely incidentally is like, you know, my vote for the 8th Wonder of the Modern World).
The results are probably equally disappointing but less disturbing for whoever was looking for a DIY guide for “palpating pregnant Jack Russel Terriers”.
Lastly comes a search that is most curious and funny. Still not sure whether its funny peculiar (it’s definitely peculiar) or funny ha-ha. Possibly funny ha-ha if you’re are a safe distance from the Googler in question. It would take a special type of person to seek “sex stories with the word goober in them”. I was talking to MrIT about this and he thought it was kind of kooky but not that bad. Until I pointed out that I said “goober”, not “Google” like it was some kind of nerd prOn.
Reminds me of that little ditty – ”When god was handing out brains, I thought he said ‘trains’ and I asked for a slow one”.